I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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