so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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