..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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