That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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