you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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