and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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