Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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