i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Alive.
So much puke
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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