is your mom at the bar?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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