butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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