new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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