Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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