I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
