I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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