This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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