return my video game
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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