Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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