you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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