He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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