question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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