Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

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(478): View more from Georgia

you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...

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(845): View more from New York

Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.

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(830): View more from Texas

Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.

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(845): View more from New York

There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.

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