barbara walters just said penis...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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