a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I think people are normalizing furries
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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