this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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