5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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