You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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