i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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