If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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