do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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