I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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