If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
