Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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