You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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