we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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