Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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