that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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