Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
