I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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