Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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