You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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