You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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