he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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