I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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