She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
