Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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