So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
