I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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