She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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