She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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