I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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